Casual Whorephobia: the week that was…

Those of you who follow my twitter aren’t going to be at all surprised at what I’m about to write. Those of you without twitter may have been spared some exposure to the following happenings, but you’ll no doubt recognise the phenomenon when I have explained it.   Yesterday morning a retweet appeared in my timeline, from @realmrscommuter to an escort I was vaguely aware of, mostly because of her fabulous name -@minxy_lydia.... Read More

Fabulous new pictures by the wonderful Matt Christie

Everyone knows that I pretty much hate having my photo taken. I have called it my least favourite part of this work, and I am not joking when I say I prefer doing my tax return. An industry friend of mine described it thus: “There is really nothing worse than standing in your smalls in front of someone and knowing that YOU are paying THEM for the privilege. I object to it on every level…” But it isn’t the role reversal that... Read More

Upcoming London Visit: September dates, friends and booking

Lovely London people! I am sure that you have read in the last post the sad news (sad for you, jolly for me) that I have skipped the steaming metropolis for some better quality life in the beautiful city of Edinburgh. BUT! It is not all bad news. I plan to be back in London every 4-6weeks to see those dear regular clients who I have met over the last 2 years, and the few new lovely people who I choose to see during my visits. My first visit will be... Read More

Kindle enabling my burgeoning erotica habit…

I’ve been meaning to talk about a couple of my very talented friends for a while, so when ANOTHER one mentioned just today that she’d just self-published a book of smutty short stories, I decided I had to blog about it. Despite the rest of this post, I actually don’t read a huge amount of erotica. Like visual pornography, I find so much mainstream stuff a turn-off, instead of actually arousing. The best erotica ( in my view) is really... Read More