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Industry Jargon

I know it’s inevitable that every industry will have its own jargon, but I have a particular dislike for some of the coy and ever-so-slightly demeaning words and phrases used to describe my work. Let me introduce you to a few of my favourites: A Level. aka Anal Sex. Famously misunderstood early in the TV series Secret Diary of a Call Girl, when Belle replies to the enquiry with her exam results (Politics, French, English Literature, or somesuch). If you’d like to fuck... Read More